The 10 Commandments according to Mistress Rosie

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Ten Commandments (Photo credit: glen edelson)

Recently I have been seeing  a lot of disrespect for women  going on in this world, and quite frankly I am disturbed. Women are the bearers of life. They are wives, mothers, politicians, queens, and can out work a man most any day of the week.

Seems some men needed to be reminded who I am as Queen Mother of all Bitches and Goddess to all. With that being said, I will now give you a set of guidelines by which to live by, you moral degenerates, who lack the common decency to show a woman a little respect.

MISTRESS ROSIE’S 10 COMMANDMENTS 

1. Thou shall respect a woman in public ( Never call a woman a slut over the airwaves or in a public forum. Men who do this deserve a good flogging )

2. Stop Messing With A Woman’s Reproductive Rights ( Do you like it when you are threatened with castration , just so that I can further my career?)

3. Give a Woman Equal Pay for Equal Work ( This is a No Brainer )

4. When a Woman gets raped, don’t just put  the rape kit in a closet for 20 years. Do Something about it. ( Again a No Brainer)

5. If you make a baby, pay for it. 

6. Never Lay a Hand on a woman in a fit of Rage.

7. Don’t assume  Jesus would cut out charitable programs. If you are going to build your program on Religion, try reading The Sermon on The Mount, it pretty much tells you who Christ wants to inherit the world, and it isn’t YOU.  I think if The Lord were a Registered voter given his track record of surrounding himself with the outcasts, and fighting for humanitarian rights, his Voter Registration Card would say Jesus Christ D-Nazareth. 

8. Quit being a narrow minded fool, it is very unattractive.

9. Stop talking about doing something, and DO SOMETHING!

10. Set an example for your children by not bullying those less fortunate than you around, and maybe we can curtail this bullying problem.

There it is, The 10 commandments according to Mistress Rosie.  I dare any pig headed fool to find fault with them. It’s time to wake up and make the world a better place.

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