The Caped Spiderman


Brazilian salmon pink tarantuala (aslo birdeat...
Brazilian salmon pink tarantuala (aslo birdeater) female (Lasiodora parahybana) Русский: Бразильский оранжево-розовый паук-птицеед, самка (Lasiodora parahybana) Latina: Lasiodora parahybana (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

There once was a young man

Who stalked the streets in a cape

Cracking a whip up and down the lane

He walked his tarantula on a leash

He fancied himself a spiderman of sorts

Spinning webs of glue in his dimly lit room

One day his Mother made a fatal mistake

She flushed his Pet tarantula down the drain

Spiderman brooded while listening to the Rolling Stones

He claims Mick and friends told him to do it

He severed the head right off his mother

There wasn’t much sympathy for Spiderman

In the Mental hospital where he was locked away

He was pushed from a second story window

Where the end came for the Caped Spiderman



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