Shakespearean Flatulence

To Fart

Or Not

To Fart

That is

The Question

If I hold it much longer

I stand a very real danger

Of popping a few stitches

letting it rip could very well mean

The end of my clean britches

oh what a quandry i am in

this reminds me of my disco daze

and all my nights on broadway

all that jive talking wasted

just blowing hot air

with a smile I will let it fly

Tis a Tragedy when you

Blow a Fart and fill your pants

 

 

 

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