Poor Little Jackie Horner

All red faced and in the corner

Shamed to the hilt by a gal on stilts

Caught peeping through the window

Pulling out his plum and strumming again

The Wolf was on the way to Granny’s house

Thought he’d stop and Peep on Bo Peep

Red Riding Hood was waiting on him though

Look out Little Jackie for here comes The Spider

Miss Muffet keeps him on a leash and it looks like

The collar has grown a wee bit loose today