Asshole Season

Daddy’s been whipped

Time to go hunting

It’s Asshole Season again

And my little girl has just

Brought home some target practice

Just when I think the supply is dwindling

I have to get more wood for kindling

Where does she come by these toads

They will never turn into Princes

What’s that you say, Darling

He made My Princess Cry

Daddy will take him out in the woods

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