Chaos Under The Big Top


Chaos ensued under the big top

The Brotherhood of Clowns at war

Pies loaded with shards of glass

Tossed haphazardly in every direction

Not a care for who or what dripped blood

In the end none of matter anyway

Everyone was still there to see The King

The True Master of IT all in The Center Ringpennywise_in_suit_by_shift2d-d90vrva

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Dr. Sadistic’s Candy Ass Clown Carnage


Dr. Sadistic had developed a psychotropic drug that could be spun into strands of spun sugar. He needed test subjects for this new drug, human ones. He had tried it on two chimpanzees in his laboratory and they seemed to enjoy the pink fluffy clouds of sugar. He waited about twenty for the drug to kick in, and then the aggressive behaviour began, The chimpanzees began clawing at one another, tossing punches, kicking, and eventually battering each other until there was a clear victor.

Dr. Sadistic called up Mistress Rosie and asked her if she would care to accompany him to the Circus that evening. He planned on dispensing the fluff to the Clowns at the Circus. He also asked he if she had any worn out slaves that she cared to bring along. She told him that she would bring along Alex, he had become tiresome and wasn’t performing up to par.

Mistress Rosie, Dr. Sadistic and Slave Alex enjoyed the Three Ring Circus , the Lions, Tigers, and Elephants all on display. The Ringmaster put on a spectacular show.

Mistress Rosie went to have a private “discussion” with The Ringmaster to keep him occupied while Dr. Sadistic and Slave Alex went to visit The Clowns’ Tent.

The Clowns were very receptive to Dr. Sadistic and the gifts he brought them.  Once they tasted his Sugary Confection of Fluff they ate every last Puff. Dr. Sadistic told them how much he respected them and the work they do. Slave Alex just sat in a corner staring out into space, dumbfounded.  All at once it began, the Clowns formed a mob and turned their attentions towards Slave Alex.  Their eyes gleamed and their Irises turned Red.  In a matter of minutes Slave Alex was being thrown around like Rag Doll, in strange gutteral Voices they were chanting “Candy Ass.” They began pulling his hair out by the roots, taking turns, pulling off fingernails, then punching, then throwing him to the floor, where he was eventually pulled apart. He was spun around, then four clowns each grabbed an arm and leg a piece and ripped them off. TheY Screamed “CANDY ASS”

It was Candy Ass Carnage.Bloody Clown

The Clownfather’s Floppy Dick Apocalypse


The Clownfather, who by this time had assembled his own mob of organized Clowns willing to do his bidding was seeking a way to infiltrate the government.  His Domme, Mistress Rosie , had a few connections in politics, and offered to share them with him.

Along with the help of Mistress Rosie’s pet, Dr. Sadistic, an alliance was made with The Filthy Whore on Capitol Hill.  Dr. Sadistic had developed a drug that would render a man impotent. This drug would have the opposite effect on women increasing their libidos. Dubbed as “Floppy Dick” by Dr. Sadistic, this drug would be introduced into the water supply of the United States, and would affect and inflict the entire nation.

Misery and mayhem would ensue. Chaos, it would be a nightmare. The nation, under sexual duress and repression would literally run to their doctors for a miracle drug.

Sex, drugs and money. Music to both the government’s and The Clownfather’s ears.  An alliance was formed.

After about two weeks of the contaminated water supply being distributed, it happened. A nightmare fell upon the America. The Floppy Dick Apocalypse had arrived. Insatiable women caught in the throes of cat scratch fever with men unable to achieve an erection. Sheer torture. A nightmare. Just as projected they ran in droves to their doctors to get prescriptions for the magic pill developed by Dr. Sadistic.

 

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Floppy Dick Apocalypse


The Clownfather, who by this time had assembled his own mob of organized Clowns willing to do his bidding was seeking a way to infiltrate the government.  His Domme, Mistress Rosie , had a few connections in politics, and offered to share them with him.

Along with the help of Mistress Rosie’s pet, Dr. Sadistic, an alliance was made with The Filthy Whore on Capitol Hill.  Dr. Sadistic had developed a drug that would render a man impotent. This drug would have the opposite effect on women increasing their libidos. Dubbed as “Floppy Dick” by Dr. Sadistic, this drug would be introduced into the water supply of the United States, and would affect and inflict the entire nation.

Misery and mayhem would ensue. Chaos, it would be a nightmare. The nation, under sexual duress and repression would literally run to their doctors for a miracle drug.

Sex, drugs and money. Music to both the government’s and The Clownfather’s ears.  An alliance was formed.

After about two weeks of the contaminated water supply being distributed, it happened. A nightmare fell upon the America. The Floppy Dick Apocalypse had arrived. Insatiable women caught in the throes of cat scratch fever with men unable to achieve an erection. Sheer torture. A nightmare. Just as projected they ran in droves to their doctors to get prescriptions for the magic pill developed by Dr. Sadistic.

 

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Circus Spunk: Batter Up


In a New York ball park Willie Martin assembled his menagerie of rag tag ass clowns to play a friendly game of ball with The Natives, who were restless, and not taking any shit that season. Willie’s Wankee’s, on the other hand, were on a losing streak, and had been for some time now. The stadium was full, it was quarter beer night, so there was more than just a few rowdies out there.

Willie paraded his Wankees out onto the field, dressed in their finest, Floppy shoes, Baggy colourful pants, and full Clown Face. Perhaps they were so ashamed of their performance, they had just decided to show their true colours, or maybe it was a distraction? Either way, the crowd was laughing hysterically at them as they traipsed onto the field.

The Natives just looked at them and shook their heads, another in a long line of embarrassments on the sport.

A fan in the stands hurled a wiener down to the field, screaming,” Catch it, Deeter!”

The Wankee Eric Deeter opened his mouth and the wiener flew right in, The crowd cheered.

The Wankees did what they do best, dragged out the game. Calling fouls, and balls, playing with their balls. The Natives and the crowd, who was good and drunk by now a twenty five cent beer had just about all they could take.

There was an eerie silence in the ball park as the words “Batter Up!” were called out.

Immediately after those words were uttered there was a melee in the ball park. Fans revolted on The Clown Clad Wankees, who truth be told were playing like clowns all season, they ascended on them like a swarm of bees on a hive. Pink Clown Hair was flying through the air in poofs like clouds of cotton candy. Willie Martin took the bat and remembering the command of “Batter Up!” , commenced to vigorously shove the bat up Deeter’s ass with great force.

The Natives’ stood back and watched, shaking their heads, commenting quietly while shaking their heads, ” And they call US Savages!”BaseballClown